Boy and Girls of Loughborough, I'm back in business...
It's been a while... What they say about absence making the heart grow stronger must be true! My inbox is brimming with juicy gossip!
I'll start with a story about a particular RAG Rep of good old Bill Mo - CS. What better place to start than with the opening line of the email,
"So not only have most of her one night stands been up the bum hole (apparently she likes it that way rather than standard vaginal sex).....but she has had a lot of sexual nights with boys who have girlfriends."
Quite the charitable citizen I think you'll agree. For reasons I'm sure you can understand CS has earned herself the nickname of 'the Bill Mo Bike'. The numbers she has racked up are quite staggering. Although the Rag office have refused to comment on the matter, I did wonder whether or not she was participating in some kind of sponsored event. Her bucket is definitely well filled.
However you feel about this story I am sure we can all agree that the real winner in all of this is - charity!... GG x
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